The True Story Of Thanksgiving (Updated)
On November 3, 2008 I originally printed the essay below. We have reprinted it each year on following Thanksgivings, with small...
The World United
As Paris fell victim to the worst terrorist attack in Europe in the last ten years, the reaction of France and the rest of the world...
Stolen Valor
Some of us feel a certain sense of pride and patriotism when we see or attend sporting events where Veterans are honored, jets fly by,...


Grant-ed
As I write this, it’s 11:45 Saturday night. Normal human beings are either out partying, having sex, or watching Donald Trump make a fool...
The Death Ray Is The Answer
As we all watch America circle the drain as it decays in nearly every way, people constantly ask “what can we do to turn it around?” And...
A Lesson In Happierness
I have long held to a very simple axiom of life; Money Buys Happierness. Not happiness, happierness. This offends people greatly, which...


Dear Shep,
As I write this, which is somewhere between Friday night and Saturday morning, you are clinging to life. Everyone believes you’re going...
Smart People Making Stupid Arguments
We are suffering from a serious intelligence deficit in this nation and it is quite literally killing our country. On some of the...


The Rock Is A Horrible Human
Up until recently, I genuinely liked Dwayne Johnson, AKA “The Rock.” No more. He seems like such an affable, good natured person. As far...
An Open Letter To The Ignorant
Dear those of you who think you’re engaged in the political process just because you’re a stupid, angry, idiot: I have a long history of...