Lots going on here…Maestro prancing after Nellie, a giant dog way in the back right seemingly lifting his leg at a 90 degree angle, and another one taking a dump? Just another day at Dogwoods

Here we have some sort of strange canine bowing ritual taking place

And we’re done…you are accepted

Just as a comparative tool, here is Maestro side by side with multiple dogs…look at how big he is! My girlfriend is convinced he’s part horse

Aaannnnddddd…it’s bath time!

The more the merrier

What a goof…does he think he can fly?

Maestro has a secret for Nellie…or, he’s eating her ear

Nope…it was a secret…Maestro was telling Nellie that Brandon’s dog Walter was walking by!

Walter and Maestro often run together just to run

Sometimes, though they run with a purpose and in this case the purpose is…

…The biggest cliché ever…yup, they’re chasing the delivery guy