President’s weekend was spent in Dallas with my girlfriend Christina (not pictured) and her dog Scout

On Saturday night, we headed downtown to the world famous Reunion Tower, which soars 50 stories above the skyline

This was our belated-Valentine’s dinner at Wolfgang Puck’s 560 restaurant

The idea is that the restaurant rotates entirely around the city skyline every hour, but only the floor moves so don’t put your purse or cell phone on the counter next to you

Sunset. Duh

Everything started out just fine

Eelllllllooooooooo

And then I heard the pitter patter of feet that don’t belong in a 5 star restaurant behind me

Shouldn’t that thing be in a restraint chair of some kind?

At least we still had great views of the city

Back at home, Scout was pouting that we left him so he took comfort in his squeaky lady bug plush toy

When I got to the airport I laughed out loud that we now live in such a miserable society of poor customer service that this is deemed something to brag about