Ahhhh, yes, the oldest tradition of them all at Dogwoods, butt sniffing!

If you look quickly at this photo, doesn’t it look like Maestro is getting fisted? Or pawed, I suppose it would be?

After being sexually molested, Maestro decides it’s time to try to get clean

And here comes Nellie to also take a quick dip

Back on the deck area, Maestro gets the crap kicked out of him…man this has been a tough trip for him so far

In Fact, here is Maestro’s review of day 1 at Dogwoods: PFFFFTTTTTT

Nellie, meanwhile, seems to be having a great time getting nice and tired

Hey look who it is! Celebrity super dog, Walter from Brandon’s house!

And in a rare public appearance, Brandon’s other celebrity super dog, Lucy is in the house!

Time for a new game…which one is Nellie?

Am I the only one who thinks it looks like the dogs are in the world’s biggest patch of Poison Oak?

Maestro must really like this dog because he’s clearly on guard for any intruders