In this shot, I am played by Shep…this is what it looks like on any given day after the show when I am trying to call a staff meeting and my staff is nowhere to be found…

And as is typical…here’s my entire staff surrounding the bar waiting to be served.

Here we go again…another 6th hour has ended and after a bunch of uncensored sex talk, Amanda can’t help herself and winds up on her back, with her legs spread. Dawn, as portrayed by Nellie says “that’s it, I’m outta here…”

Here Shep, playing me, gives everything a look and seriously considers his options

Brandon, meanwhile, as shown here in Rocky’s body, wastes no time and dives right in while I try to figure out what the hell is going on (while noticing that Amanda seems to be enjoying whatever it is)

Good God, Brando…whatever you’re doing almost made me fall over!

Alright, fine screw it…I’ll join in (although I clearly don’t really know what we’re doing)

And here’s what I look like after Amanda’s successful sexual harassment charge

Here’s an awesome “in-show” shot…Imagine the three dogs are Rob, Brandon and Amanda talking about how awful something is and in the foreground of the picture is Dawn with her head buried. If you listen closely you can hear her muffled scrams of “we’re coming back!”

Speaking of Dawn, here’s a little insight into my daily life…Pretend that I am Shep, and there’s Dawn following me trying to bore me to death with stories about hay, her sheep, foster kids, human trafficking and God knows what (ignore Lassie in the foreground)

“No, Rob, really, listen it’s a super cool story, I swear.” Notice the look in Shep’s eyes that says “if you really loved me, you’d kill me right now.”

Longtime listeners know that I like my baths…nothing has changed