Saturday was honey-do day…here I am after hours of ladder climbing, dirt digging, sawing, screwing (not the fun kind), assembling, rearranging and God knows what else

And here I am 2 hours later all cleaned up and ready to go out for the evening. Notice any difference?

As we prepared for our night out, my fiancé Christina, who has gloriously large boobs was working on keeping them inside of her dress

She didn’t know I was photographing the process and this was her reaction upon completion

In the end, we cleaned up nicely, don’t ya think?

Now we’re just being goofy

More goofy….

Here’s the reason for dressing up…the annual SPCA event sponsored by my attorney, Kevin Hughey. His wife is the blonde that’s way too good for him

Just the power players, no hens allowed in this picture

While at the event we found these fine folks who decided to dress like Scooby Doo and Shaggy…how cool is that?

We also met tons of listeners…I have no idea what these maggots’ names were, but they were damn nice (FYI…the theme was the 20’s so don’t judge, lots of people did an amazing job of playing to the idea)

And then there’s this jackass who decided since it was the Saturday before Halloween he could wear this out…he chose poorly