Christmas Eve brought a curious German Shepherd wondering what awaited him the various stockings hung by the chimney with care

Christmas Eve also brought this very phallic snowman Christmas Sweater for fiancé Christina

Christmas brought a bunch of fun gifts including both Christina and I buying way too many dog calendars for each other

Christmas gifts also included arming my fiancé…we live in a household that believes you can’t have too many weapons

Meanwhile, amongst my many wonderful gifts was this personalized cribbage board for us to play on…yes, we play cribbage and a lot of it. Suck it

At some point Christmas morning, Maestro decided that Scout was his pillow…and Scout seemed just fine with it

Amongst Christina’s gifts were a big fat gift card to MAC, which is apparently something that women who are already stunningly gorgeous use to make themselves more so. Whatever…silly girls

Christina also got a series of silly Christmas attire

I love her so much I even bought her attire for the world’s dumbest football team

I also got one of my most wanted gifts for years…a personally designed super fluffy, luxurious robe…monogrammed in this case

And then there’s this…any guesses what it is?

It’s a biscuit hat! At Williams Manor whoever is being a jerk is the biscuit of the day…and now we have a hat for that!