My Last Week Of Freedom
Damn it. We have arrived. We have arrived at my final full week of freedom before Maestro the German Shepherd puppy arrives and turns my...
My Son Wally
Last week I announced on-air that I have an imaginary 5-year-old son named Wally in reaction to some mental midget claiming that because...
Who Sucks More, Society or Men?
There were two specific incidents last week that put a burr in my bunion as it relates to the state of both men and society today. We had...
Rewriting History Again
This week, the U.S. Government confirmed that by 2030 it will have replaced Andrew Jackson on the $20 bill with Harriet Tubman. To be...


Confirmation Of Whining
It’s becoming harder and harder to take the Republican Party and its followers seriously. I haven’t voted for a Democrat since Bill...
And The Loser Is... All Of Us!!!
Time to check in on just how bad the State of our Nation is and the likelihood that it is only going to get so much worse. Barring...
Separate But Equal (In 2016?!)
The phrase “separate but equal,” is engrained in American history forever as a result of a disgusting doctrine put forth by the United...
Another Lesson In Happierness
I’m always surprised at the vitriolic reaction to my provably true position that money buys happierness. I’m not sure if it’s because...
State Of The Show Address
My loyal maggots, assembled guests, invited dignitaries and fellow radio slime, I welcome you to the RAD State of the show address. As...
The America You Deserve
For years, xenophobic Americans have made themselves feel better about other countries by spouting a form of the phrase “a people gets...