Differences... Or Not
We live in an amazing time. Or do we? This is certainly an amazing time to be an American if you’re “different.” Not only are you...


We Won't Always Have Paris
Jesus jumped up Christ. Look, I get it, believe me I do. As a painfully regular consumer of the news I am aware that it has become beyond...


Paper Or Plastic
Paper or plastic? No, not the cash giveaway we’re currently doing…the abject stupidity of morons who believe bags are going to save or...


Okay, It's Not Cowardly
One of the most fascinating things about doing this show for the past 20 years is how certain topics seem to overtake the narrative in...


Thank You, Facebook
Dear Facebook, Thank you. Those two words say it all. Thank you for all that you’ve taught me, not just about what’s left of humanity,...


Things That Make You Feel Small
Long before singer Lee Ann Womack hoped that we’d still feel small when we stood beside the ocean, I was living it. In 1987, the day I...


The Two Male Dogs Myth
It will come as no surprise to you that there are certain things people believe, say, and repeat that really grate my groin. Most...
I Am Now A Climate Change Believer
For years, I have argued against what used to be called Global Warming and is now called Climate Change for the same reasons uber-liberal...
Observations From Last Week
Last week was Spring break and we were off…I spent the weekend in Dallas with my girlfriend Christina, but I still paid attention to the...
The “N” Word Revisited
Many days ago, on Social Media, I was called everything from a pussy to a snowflake to a politically correct moron and everything else...