Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
Congratulations, California! You’ve finally become Texas. For decades, there has been a small fringe group of knuckleheads in Texas who...
New Endangered Species: Words
Have you ever been gypped? Y’know…someone got the better of you, usually financially. What about being sold down the river…as in someone...
The Infantilization Of America
For years, we have been moving further and further towards stunting adulthood. Usually it’s done in the name of alleged “safety,” most...
Hogg Wild Over The 2nd Amendment
David Hogg is the 17-year-old face of the reaction to the Parkland, Florida school shooting. While I vehemently disagree with almost all...
Stop Walking!
One of my favorite qualities of the human race is our arrogance. I mean that; it’s not 100% sarcasm. On one hand, arrogance has served me...
Kids Are Still Gonna Die... Let 'Em
It was approximately 15 years ago that I announced my absurd campaign slogan to run for president in 2020…”Kids are gonna die, let ‘em.”...